“You Need ID in D.C. to Get Sandbags for Irene, But No ID to Vote?”

If don’t mind enabling election fraud, it all makes sense.

Nullification needed now: Activist judge tells State of Texas ‘no ultrasounds before abortions’

Obama Dept. of Justice blocks South Carolina Voter ID law

The News in Satire:

Republicans block Obama’s $420 billion program to give American families free charms that ward off economic bad luck

Carney calls Obama vacation ‘stimulative,’ estimates it will create 4 million jobs

Obama tours states in long black bus; Biden follows in short bus

Six Flags opens new roller coaster called The Dow Jones

Responding to Oslo shootings, Obama declares Christianity “Religion of Peace,” praises “moderate Christians,” promises to send one into space

President to interrupt his schedule, go on apology tour to Bible Belt, bow before local Church leaders

U.S. Board of Education institutes “Christian for a Day” program in public schools, considers celebrating Christmas