There were hordes of naked women, the kind of chicks that should never bare it all in public.  Ever.  There were illegal narcotics, mostly weed.  Lots and lots of weed.  There were police barriers broken, fistfights with law enforcement started, and an unseemly amount of patchouli.

If you’re thinking, “Hmm, Jason, what you’re describing must be a leftist protest,” you are correct.  Specifically, it was the gathering of unemployed Marxist sympathizers who’ve descended into NYC’s financial district to organize sit-ins and marches under the banner of what they’re calling “Occupy Wall Street.”

These “fight the power” wannabes made headlines over the weekend for their clash with the police, with more than 80 of them getting arrested for disorderly conduct, blockingtraffic, and assaulting police officers.

But like most leftist demonstrations, this army of Birkenstocks has no idea what it’s supposed to be protesting and why. Listen for yourself!  Exclusive audio that will make laugh and cry, but mostly cry… because these people vote. — Jason Mattera