NY Daily News poll asking New Yorkers about Wall Street protesters uncovers glitch in People’s Math: 79% want to see 99% kicked out


Occupy Wall Street Occupy Uranus Funny CartoonDemocrats to Wall Street Occupiers: We’re with you, but please don’t harass our biggest donors!


Iran ‘will pay a price’ for assassination plot: Obama will not bow to Ahmadinejad for minimum of 90 days


Gov’t blocks AT&T/T-MOBILE merger, cites “insufficient 2012 campaign donations”


Republicans block Obama’s $420 billion program to give American families free charms that ward off economic bad luck


Six Flags opens new roller coaster called The Dow Jones


Muslim complains forced the corporate Burger King to withdraw ice cream cones because the line-drawing on the lid, if turned sidewise, resembled Arabic lettering for Allah.

Hm, if Dubya resembles Allah, then… Oh no! I just thought myself a thoughtcrime, comrades!

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