Critics of the Obama Administration have repeatedly pointed out the absurdity of tasking NASA with improving the self-image of Muslims through a special outreach space exploration program.However, this idea is as old as Islam itself.

Our oil companies have long been working for Muslims to extract their oil, which they couldn’t find themselves. Hollywood studios are producing pro-Muslim, anti-American propaganda movies that Muslims couldn’t film themselves. And Western politicians are surrendering to them their countries, which Muslims couldn’t otherwise conquer. And so on. Giving them our spaceships is just one more stroke of a shovel in leveling the playing field for the Muslims.

This isn’t as simple as it may look. While many Muslim enthusiasts are expected to volunteer for space flights, experts predict their lack of willingness to learn about landing procedures. Besides, a complete full-time training may not fit into NASA’s recently downsized budget.

We’ve got a solution: USE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS OF MUSLIMS IN SPACE!
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Just as Reuters journalists once successfully used cardboard Flat Fatima to paint a dramatic picture of Arab suffering at the hands of Jews, cardboard astronauts can now be used to paint a picture of dramatic Islamic achievement in space at virtually no cost to American taxpayers.