First lady hits Vegas with her daughters…

FLASHBACK: Obama: ‘You can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas on the taxpayer’s dime’…

Russian Spies Employ Genies – Turkish TV

Secret services worldwide use the help of the occult, with the Russians being most adept at the job, leaving the Americans and Israelis behind, a state-run Turkish television channel, TRT, said in an eyebrow raising report.

Genies, or jinns, are one of the three sentient races created by Allah along with humans and angels, according to the Quran. Belief in genies remains widespread throughout the Islamic world; in 2011, several close allies of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad were detained on accusations of sorcery and conspiring with genies.

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

WAIT… YOU CAN GET IT DELIVERED?

Medical Marijuana Deliveryman Robbed By Baton-Wielding Ninjas In West Covina