Obama A Real Commie Bastard?

BIG HAIRY NEWS – A new film adds credence to the already strong evidence that President Obama’s father is not Barack Obama of Kenya, but rather radical communist Frank Marshall Davis from Hawaii.

Numerous nude photos of Obama’s infamously slutty mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, taken by Marshall at his home 9 months before Dunham gave birth, as well as his written account of three-way sexual escapades with an underage white girl he calls “Anne,” point First Commie Bastard Presidentto the possibility that Marshall is Barack’s father.

The most compelling evidence overall, however, is the fact that the President looks absolutely nothing like Barack Obama Sr., and nearly identical to Frank Davis Marshall. On this alone, it is would be accurate to assume that President Obama is truly a commie bastard.

My comments: Apple. Tree. Far.

 

Organization Funds Killing Of 14-Year-Old’s Baby

BOSTON (BHN) – In what is being called the feel-good story of the year, the National Network of Abortion Funds (NNAF) rode to the rescue of a 14-year-old school girl whoimage couldn’t afford to pay for her abortion.

Thanks to the almost half million dollars raised so far through their “Kill Them Before They Cramp Your Style” bowl-a-thon, NNAF was able to provide the money needed to dismember and suck Darcy’s pesky little boy into a bio-hazard bucket before her dating life suffered.

“Getting my abortion means I’m going to get a second chance,” wrote a thankful Darcy to NNAF, “I’ve got my figure back and as soon as I quit bleeding, I’m getting my freak on! Thanks NNAF!”

My comments: There’s really just no words to describe this organization and what they do for our society. Welcome to Hell on earth.