TERROR UPDATE FROM HOPE N’ CHANGE CARTOONS

We woke up yesterday to the news that an Egyptian airliner had likely been blown out of the sky by an explosive device. At the time of this writing, it hasn’t been confirmed that RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISTS are to blame, but we’re willing to bet that this will prove to be the case.
Also in the news, members of ISIS (or "ISIL" as Obama says, or "DAESH" as Kerry says, or "STFU" as we say to both of those jackasses) tied ropes around 25 alleged spies in northern Iraq and lowered them into a large vat of nitric acid where they died horribly by dissolving.  Members of this alleged "Religion of Peace" sound like they’re now turning to reruns of "Breaking Bad" for their spiritual inspiration.
Hope n’ Change isn’t fully aboard the Trump train yet, but we must admit that with incidents like these (and far too many others) we’re warming up to his idea of putting the kibosh on the admittance of (ahem) certain folks into our country until we can develop a genuinely confidence-inspiring screening and monitoring program.

Granted, the odds of the government ever coming up with such a reliable system seem infinitesimally small. But if that means the doors stay shut longer, we think Americans can live with it.

Perhaps literally.


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