America, You Have Failed to Make Michelle Obama Happy

The FLOTUS sat down with billionaire Oprah Winfrey (who wore the SuperSize Spectacles liberals wear when they want to project “smart and serious”) and lamented how tough life is when you have 24-7 Secret Service protection, unlimited taxpayer-funded vacations, and fashion designers forcing you to wear gowns that cost more than most people’s cars.

“There’s nowhere in the world I can go and sit and have a cup of coffee,” Obama lamented. It’s a frequent grievance.

Nowhere except… Spain, Martha’s Vineyard, the Great Wall of China, Aspen, Hawaii…

I can see why she has lost all hope.

For the past eight years, Michelle Obama has traveled to every corner of the planet on the taxpayers’ dime. She has splurged in Spain, traversed the Great Wall of China, tangoed in Buenos Aires, skied in Aspen, lolled in Martha’s Vineyard and feasted in Marrakesh. Thanks to her public position and celebrity, she has been bestowed "fashion icon" status — donning a $12,000 custom-made Atelier Versace gown at her final State Dinner last month after enjoying two terms clad in Givenchy, Gucci, Jason Wu, Vera Wang, Caroline Herrera and other haute couture stars whose designs are unattainable to ordinary women in America.


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