Every movie star who ever promised to leave America if Trump gets elected is complaining about people having to leave America now that Trump’s been elected.
Anonymous sources just said that their anonymous sources were told by anonymous sources that nobody should believe that the mainstream media has anonymous sources. Remember, you saw here, first.
Barack and Michelle Obama have signed a sixty million dollar His-and-Hers book advance deal with Random House. The Democrats were at a loss for words when they heard the news. Even the Obamas are doing better under President Trump.
IN what has been hailed as ‘a miracle’, one Buckhead teenager has reportedly survived in his home with no connection to the internet for almost 6 whole hours.
Answering to the name ‘David Burton”, the 16-year-old was found in a distressed state yesterday evening, walking through a Buckhead neighborhood holding his Samsung Galaxy above his head looking for a signal and muttering incoherently.
The emergency services were notified and David was brought to a nearby Starbucks and hooked up to their Wi-Fi immediately. It remains unclear as to how the teen was left without internet for such a long period of time, and a search has begun to find David’s parents, with fears that they may have other kids without even a single bar of coverage.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn’t what they had in mind.
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