Military Convicts Chelsea Clinton

Marc Mezvinsky’s testimony resumed Thursday morning, and his remarks helped slam shut Chelsea Clinton’s proverbial coffin.

Rear Adm. Crandall opened the day by asking Mezvinsky about the 3 Haitian children who were passengers in Chelsea’s rented Mercedes at the time of her arrest.

“They were imported into the country some time ago; I don’t remember exactly when. They were meant to be gifts to a friend of the Clinton foundation,” Mezvinsky said.

“Was it common for you and the defendant to personally deliver smuggled kids into the hands of pedophiles? You’re both high-profile people. Isn’t that a bit…risky and stupid?”

“It was rare, and she told me it was a special delivery. Besides, we had a get out of jail free card, like in the monopoly game,” Mezvinsky said.

“Are you suggesting, Mr. Mezvinsky, that local law enforcement and the intelligence agencies are subservient to the Clintons?” Rear Adm. Crandall asked.

“Absolutely,” Mezvinsky replied.

“I ask you, directly, Mr. Mezvinsky—did you and Chelsea Clinton sell children to Dustin Moskovitz?”

Rivulets of tears streamed down Mezvinsky’s face. “I’m sorry, yes, him and so, so many others.”

Per Rear Adm. Crandall’s instructions, a pair of Marines gagged Clinton and dragged her from the chamber.

Rear Adm. Crandall asked the panel whether it had heard enough, and the officers unanimously found Chelsea Clinton guilty of all charges and recommended she be executed for crimes against humanity and for destroying the lives of countless families. Rear Adm. Crandall, however, admitted to quandary—could the U.S. military execute Clinton given the absence of evidence that she was guilty of murdering an American citizen or committing treason as stipulated under the Insurrection Act of 1812, the U.S. Constitution, or the Patriot Act.

Sentencing, Rear Adm. Crandall said, would commence “in days.”

“She will either be hanged or spend life at GITMO,” Rear Adm. Crandall said.