Also in the news, Barack Obama finally donated $5000 to his own reelection campaign. Considering that alleged comedian Bill Maher donated 200 times that amount, Obama must know something that Maher doesn’t. Not that Maher sets the bar very high.
In yet another fundraising letter to his supporters, the soon-to-be ex-president explained that his fiscal act of self-gratification was really symbolic, saying: “We have always believed that there’s nothing we can’t do when we all pitch in. That includes me.”
But seriously, Barry, how much are you actually “pitching in” when you take money out of your left pocket and put it in your right pocket?

But we’ll forgive his confusion on this matter. After all, as far as we can tell it’s the first time he’s taken money from his own pockets.

Hey Bill – good luck getting back “change” from that million bucks!