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DOING WITH YOUR PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE PREMIUMS?


 


Obamas’ First Kiss: Plaque marks site in Chicago’s Hyde Park neighborhood


Chicago Mall Features Obama Memorial Urinal

A Hyde Park mall recently installed a 3,000-pound granite boulder with a plaque commemorating the first known kiss between a human and a Wookie.

The marker was commissioned by the owners of Dorchester Commons, and took over two years to create. A mall management spokesperson said the idea came about after visitors asked where Barack Obama and girlfriend Michelle first kissed, and also from area homeless individuals requesting a place to urinate away from the mall.

“We thought we would kill two birds with one stone, if you will,” said the spokesperson. “We only ask that people do not urinate on those wishing to read the plaque.”

Chicago Obama Plaque Urinal

Obama commemorative kiss plaque/outdoor urinal at Chicago’s Dorchester Commons mall


OBAMA MEMORIAL URINAL PHOTO CONTEST!

A $25 cash prize for the best photo of an individual or group using the new Obama Memorial Urinal!

Please submit your entry HERE

Winning entry will be posted in 2 weeks or after I get out of jail

 

IMPORTANT NOTES: We does not condone illegal acts of any type – please check all local laws before participating in this or any promotion. Use caution when urinating on large stones as urine can splatter – always use proper eye protection. Remember to keep mouth closed when urinating on boulders and make sure field of urination is clear of children and pets. If urine is accidentally ingested, immediately induce vomiting and call 911.

CONTEST RULES: Photos must be genuine (no Photoshopping) and will be judged on (1) Artistic merit (2) Composition (3) Lighting (4) Boulder and plaque coverage (5) Urine stream trajectory / difficulty (6) Quality and quantity of bribe. Points WILL be deducted for visible wangs or any other perceived homo activity!


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