The six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America

  • America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized.
  • Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims.
  • They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government.
  • Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer.
  • The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
  • They have things that people in other countries only dream about – yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

 

Obama Joke:

Obama learned one day that a man had been arrested in the streets for yelling, “Obama is a moron! Obama is a moron!”
“Why is this?” he asked the arresting officer. “We have free speech in this country. Folks shouldn’t be arrested for criticizing the President.” The officer answered, he wasn’t arrested for that, sir. He was arrested for leaking classified information!”


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More Jokes:

A man wants to buy a new car because his old one is starting to act up. He calls the offices of now-nationalized General Motors.
“Hello?” A representative says
“Hi. I’d like to come over and look at new cars.”
“OK. We have a slot open one year from next Tuesday.”
“Would you mind if I came in the afternoon rather than the morning?” the man asks
“In a year what difference will it make?” the rep says
“Well, I have my doctor’s appointment in the morning….”


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Two students are sitting in the library reading the newspaper.
“Can you believe what Obama is doing to the nation?” one of them says. “I mean, it’s like having Brezhnev run the place!”
“Well, not really,” the other says. “There’s one major difference between Obama and Brezhnev.”
“Yeah? What is it?”
“Brezhnev could’ve shown you his birth certificate…”


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