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Now that we’re aware that virtually all of our communications are being monitored 24/7 by the Obama administration, it’s not surprising that people are trying to think of how to present the most innocent (and non-patriotic) profiles possible in their emails, phonecalls, and Internet habits.

There are so many potential keywords (and words which can be misconstrued), that a lot of people are deciding that it’s best just to avoid speaking aloud or writing about controversial topics like politics, liberty, freedom, religion, or the competency of Barack Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama.

Instead, Americans are wearing fixed (albeit nervous) grins when they talk about how great our deficit is, how terrific abortion is, and how outdated the Constitution is. Which is, after all, the actual goal of the NSA’s PRISM program (at least as it is administered under Barack Obama): not to catch terrorists, but 
to make ordinary citizens afraid to speak their minds or seek the truth about abuse of government power.

But Hope n’ Change would like to offer everyone a “good news / bad news” perspective…

The bad news is that if you’re reading this, you’re already on Barry’s shit list and likely to be suffering government abuse in the future (if you’re not already).

But the good news is that this frees you to speak up as long and as loudly as you possibly can. Which will be our
 plan until the black helicopters arrive.