Kazoos, Stuffed Animals, Nerf footballs…

Obama Intimidated By Putin’s Big Stickimage

BELFAST (BHN) – Sources say U.S. President Obama is dreading his showdown with Russian stud Vladimir Putin at the G8 summit.

“The Syrian army has crushed the rebels thanks to Putin’s providing Assad with everything from missiles to heavy artillery,” said British Prime Minister David Cameron. “Now six months too late, Obama announces he’s sending some handguns and a box of bullets to the rebels. Putin’s wielding the big stick, Obama may as well be wearing a dress.”

White House aides anticipate the cocky Putin will flaunt his diplomatic virility in the face of the impotent Obama, and hope to cut the meeting short.

Businesses can avoid obamacare fines by hiring illegals


As the Washington Examiner’s Philip Klein recently reported: “Under Obamacare, businesses with over 50 workers that employ American citizens without offering them qualifying health insurance could be subject to fines of up to $3,000 per worker. But because newly legalized immigrants wouldn’t be eligible for subsidies on the Obamacare exchanges until after they become citizens – at least 13 years under the Senate bill – businesses could avoid such fines by hiring the new immigrants instead.”

Congress Insisted They Be Kept in the Dark on NSA Spying

Lawmakers refused to provide oversight of controversial program nine years ago.


Wing Loong

PARIS — China’s models of military planes at the Paris Air Show bear resemblance to U.S. aircraft, drawing attention to the rising concern in the Defense Department that the country is using cyber espionage to obtain sensitive defense technology.

Dubai To Build Holy Quran Park

DUBAI (BHN) – Plans to construct a theme park called “Holy Quran Park” have been announced by the General Projects Department of Dubai Municipality. The park is expected to be completed by September 2014 according to project director Amah Dekhed.

The theme park located in Al Butc’rac will present highlights associated with the Quran, including the Prophet Muhammad receiving revelations while being possessed, Muhammad raping his 9-year-old bride, Muhammad and his men slaughtering and beheading infidels, the coming annihilation of all Jews and Christians, and much more.

Unique touches to the display include pools of simulated blood and roving gangs of period-dressed Muslims pretending to behead and rape Western visitors.