Requests for donations from the Obama campaign are becoming more frequent and increasingly desperate.

Just two months ago the tone of the requests dealt with staying the course, but the latest avalanche of Obama fund-raising pleas hint at dire doomsday scenarios should he lose.

“I’m getting at least two or three of these motherf*cking things a day,” said Obama supporter Laqueesha Jackson. “I’d give my man Barack some money, too, but he’s got to give me more first – I don’t give a f*ck how many werewolves there be.”

Political analysts say the latest fund-raising letters are a clear indication that even past supporters have cooled to Obama’s reelection chances.

My comments: Hey, I don’t want Barry to win, but if sending him a few bucks will protect my family and me from space aliens, I’ll do it!